Now hear this! I am the last of this summer’s kittens without a home! How can this be? Look how cute I am! I’m super cuddly and playful and I like all the things you like: purring, cat treats, feathers on a string, climbing screen doors, sleeping in a box, toy mice – all the finer things life has to offer! Please come to the shelter to rescue me! Ask for Sheldon. That’s me.