That’s it. I’m unfriending all of you on Facebook. I’ve been here at the animal shelter for months, and yet nobody has come in to adopt me.

My name is Murphy, and I’m not just a good-looking cat; I’m also very dignified and intelligent, if I do say so myself. The Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle is a piece of cake for me, and you will certainly never catch me watching Wrestle-Mania on the weekends.

I’m not one of those guys who needs constant attention. Mostly, I just need a quiet place to doze and think deep thoughts, although an occasional petting or two couldn’t hurt, could it?

Instant Message me. We might click.