Look, I’m not going to lie. Sometimes I drink out of the toilet. And I’ve also been known to explore the contents of a trash can — but strictly for research purposes. Aside from that, I’m a very sweet guy and I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE you. You’re actually my favorite person and I know we would have so much fun together. Did I mention I’m a very good hugger? My name is Chico. I’m here at the animal shelter waiting for you.