Roosevelt here. But you can call me “Rosie.” All my friends here at the animal shelter do. I’m a true cat of distinction. Intelligent, elegant and refined. Life on the inside isn’t that bad, but I’d be inclined to blow this popsicle stand if the right home comes along. I think you’ll find me excellent company as well as a witty conversationalist. As long as everything’s exactly the way I want it, I’m willing to be totally and completely flexible. Stop by the animal shelter and meet me soon.